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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：22次 - 字数：269字 | A married couple on the farm are visited by an alien couple. The alien couple asked the human couple if they would like to swap partners for sex. They agree, the human woman and alien man are together. She says, "You have a small penis!"... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：98次 - 字数：413字 | Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male sees the whaling ship that killed his father. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale says to the female, "Let's go underneath... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：199次 - 字数：582字 | A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：73次 - 字数：213字 | A dead woman comes into the morgue and a man starts to examine her and he notices a shrimp sticking out of her snatch. He runs upstairs and tells his boss that there is a jumbo shrimp sticking out of Mrs. McGruder's snatch! His... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：43次 - 字数：230字 | A boy comes running home from school and he says to his mom, "Mommy, I just lost my virginity!" His mom sent him to his room and said, "Wait until your father deals with you." His father comes home and his mom tells him every thing. He... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：43次 - 字数：449字 | There was a lady that wanted larger breasts, so she went to Dr.Smith and asked him how she could enlarge her breasts. The doctor said, "Every morning, when you awake, stand up and say, 'Scobbie doobie doobie I want bigger boobies!"... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：233次 - 字数：583字 | A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success,... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：67次 - 字数：143字 | The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said... "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades.... somebody is going... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：92次 - 字数：296字 | Two five-year-old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "Well, I've been circumcised," answered the other one. "Huh, What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：85次 - 字数：611字 | 从前有两只小猪，整天过着无忧无虑 生活,他们互相相爱着.每天主人送来吃 时候,公猪总 先让母猪吃,等她吃饱了再上去吃母猪吃剩下 东西,每天晚上公猪总 给母猪放哨,他生怕主人乘他们熟睡时把母猪拉出去宰了.日子一天天 过去,母猪日渐长胖,而公猪则一天天瘦下去... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：136次 - 字数：250字 |
发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：451次 - 字数：348字 | 话说两国交战多年，人力物力均已消耗殆尽。甲国把最后四肢尚能动弹的所有男性都征来当兵。二傻子排最后一个，轮到他时枪已经发得一把不剩了。军官心想：多个人挡子弹也是好事，便顺手递过去一把扫帚，神神秘秘地说：... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：92次 - 字数：292字 | 「喂! 请找王总经理!」 「喔, 对不起, 我必须告诉你...王总经理...上个星期因车祸去世了.」女秘书说. 「啊! 怎么会...」对方一听, 极惊讶地挂断电话. 不久, 女秘书的电话又响起:「请问王总经理在吗?」 「咦? 刚刚不是告诉过你... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：60次 - 字数：85字 | 公司里发布一份公告:"本公司为了节约开支向所有职工征求节约建议,建议最优者将获得一万元奖励." 最后,公司的一个工人得到了奖金,他的建议是:把奖金的数目从一万减低为 5000. |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：86次 - 字数：110字 | 有个人在曙U里面吃饭，却突然在他的咖啡里发现一只苍蝇。 他气急败坏的把侍者叫来，说道：「你看看这是什么东西？」 侍者看了看，用一副不屑的眼光说： 「不过是一只苍蝇嘛，不用担心啦！它喝不了你多少咖啡的啦！」 |
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