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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：51次 - 字数：184字 | 一、女朋友绝对不会有错。 二、如果发现女朋友有错，一定是我看错。 三、如果我没看错，一定是因我的错，才害女朋友犯错。 四、如果是女朋友自己的错，只要她不认错，那就是我的错。 五、如果女朋友不认错，我还坚持她有错，那就是我的错。 六... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：54次 - 字数：134字 | As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What‘s that stuff on those hills?" "Just snow," replied the stewardess. "That‘s what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：46次 - 字数：125字 | private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I‘ll take the money." |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：61次 - 字数：232字 | A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife‘s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：52次 - 字数：183字 | At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture ‘Soldiers at Work‘." "Yes, hut something is wrong there.... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：61次 - 字数：191字 | A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：53次 - 字数：569字 | The First parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：48次 - 字数：200字 | The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：56次 - 字数：337字 | The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane. On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：120次 - 字数：464字 | Great truths about life that adults have learned Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I‘m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：60次 - 字数：437字 | There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：35次 - 字数：184字 | The following is a true story. There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn‘t stop sucking his thumb, he‘d get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：58次 - 字数：617字 | A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：51次 - 字数：176字 | Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I‘m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I‘m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：56次 - 字数：281字 | For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... |
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