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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：64次 - 字数：127字 | 曾经有个西人站在我的面前,但是我没有讲中文,直到见到个西人说出一口流利中文之后才后悔莫及,尘世间最白痴的事莫过于此,如果上天能再给我一次机会的话,我会对他说:can u speak chinese?如果非要在这句英文上加句中文,我希望同佢讲...死鬼佬,can u speak... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：116次 - 字数：2379字 | 一样的黄昏，一样的山头，不知道山后面是不是一样埋伏着新鲜出炉的麻辣妖怪。我不知道，师傅他们也不知道。 沙师弟经常傻乎乎地问：二师兄，西天什么时候到啊？ 我总是呵呵呵地回答：小鸡长大了就变成了鹅；鹅长大了，就变成了羊... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：58次 - 字数：110字 | 曾经有一只二万摆在我的面前，但是我没有槓，直到下庄后才后悔莫及。人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此！如果上天能够给我一个重新再来的机会的话，我要对那张二万说："杠"。如果非要在这个杠上面加上一点东西的话， 我希望是"杠上自摸" |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：60次 - 字数：103字 | 曾经有一条RAM放系我面前，可是我没有买，直到RAM价瀑涨之后才后悔莫及。尘世间最dup春既事莫过于此,如果上天能够再给我一次机会，我会对个Sales说"我要买！"如果非要在这条RAM加上一个保养期，我希望是..一百年.. |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：93次 - 字数：1586字 | “大话”里有各种各样的爱情，真可谓是五花八门，五光十色，五毒俱全…我将其分为五乘以二种类型，一一道来： 至尊宝对白晶晶的爱——一见钟情型 可以说从看到白晶晶第一眼开始，至尊宝的一颗... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：75次 - 字数：101字 | 曾经有很多美眉就在网上，可是我没有珍惜，直到她们离线了才后悔莫及，网络间最痛苦莫过于此。如果网上还有美眉，我会对美眉说：“I love you”如果非要将网恋加上一个期限的话，我希望是——我上网的所有时间 |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：53次 - 字数：725字 | There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：140次 - 字数：346字 | Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I‘m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o‘clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：73次 - 字数：224字 | A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he‘s getting sentimental because they‘re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：78次 - 字数：425字 | OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away OLD HIppIES never die, they just smell that way OLD HOCKEY pLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal OLD HOMEbrEWERS never die, they just ferment away OLD HUNTERS never die, they... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：51次 - 字数：447字 | OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they‘re just fooling themselves OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：58次 - 字数：88字 | Recently seen on a card... Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us... Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them! |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：67次 - 字数：126字 | Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain‘t it?" "No," the second man replied, "It‘s Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let‘s have a coke." |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：48次 - 字数：265字 | An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate... |
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发布时间：2008-07-12 - 点击：45次 - 字数：222字 | For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant 1.50, he couldn‘t help ... |
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