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笑话:卖肉忌赊
  有为儿孙作马牛者,临终之日,呼诸子而问曰:“我死后,汝辈当如何殡殓?”长子曰:“仰体大人惜费之心,不敢从厚,绸衣布裘,二寸之棺,一寸之槨,墓道仅以土封。”翁攒眉良久,责其多费。次子曰:“衣裳棺槨,俱不敢用,但具稿荐一条,送于郊外,谓之火葬而已。”翁犹疾其过奢。三子嘿喻父意,乃诡词以应曰:“吾父爱子之心,无所不至,既经蝉力于生前,并惜捐躯于死后?不若以大人遗体,三股均分,暂作一日之屠儿,以享百年之遗泽,何等不好?”翁乃大笑曰:“吾儿此语,适获我心。”复戒之曰:“对门王三老,惯赖肉钱,断断不可赊。”
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